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THE BAND

GUITAR/VOCALS/ORGAN:

Brendog Tween

 


BASS/VOCALS:

Irena "Hyena" Jaroszewski

 

 

DRUMS:

Mikal Reich

 


BARITONE SAX:

Anya Combs

 


ALTO SAX:

Al McCabe

 


TRUMPET:
Osho “Hollywood” Endo

 


TROMBONE:

Buford O’Sullivan

 

ORGAN 

Roger Rivas

(Unlove You, I Get Mad,

Bloodfall, I Don’t Remember)

ALBUM ART

Mikal Reich

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The meek crawl out when all is still. They no longer hide
From under rocks in Charlottesville, Fine people on both sides.
They dread they’ll fade

Their screams unheard.
Completely gone. Without a word. Wiped-out from all of history.
No here, no there, no legacy.

 

We will replace you.

You will be replaced.

We will replace you.

You will be erased. 

Always again Always again

Always again Always again 


Like plankton in a stream of trout There’s one thing that they fear. 

That one day they will all die out Their breed will disappear
Their lives, their thoughts,
Their humble ways.
Will all be gone. Just like their days. No trucks, no beer, no TNT.
All erased from memory. 


They try their best to stay alive.

Like moths to tiki light.

Perhaps the fit will not survive.

What if Darwin wasn’t right?

Like some pre cro magnon man. Without a thumb upon his hand.

No grasp of his mortality. No future for him to see. 

Always again...

(With your goose-stepping!)

 Always again...

(With your salutes!) 

Always again...

(On the road to Poland!) 

Always again...

(You’ll draw and shoot!) 

Always again...

(Nowhere to hide!) 

Always again...

(You’ll rise again!) 

Always again...

(Cancer comes back!) 

Always again...

(The strong survive!) 

ALWAYS AGAIN

Music/Words: Mikal Reich

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BLOODFALL

Music/Words: Mikal Reich

The lights went down at Mar-a-lago

Inside a cake awaited Charro

The sparklers lit. 

And they all clapped.

The sequins brushed,

the models swooned. 

The velvet crushed, 

the crooners crooned. 

It was a classy party, after-all.

When the clouds parted wide

They decided to stay outside

The heavens opened an artery

And slit its wrist to shower on thee

 

And the rain came down

And they kept laughing

And the hail came down

And they kept golfing

And the frogs came down

And they kept coughing

Oh no. Oh no.

 

And the blood came down

And we kept dancing

And the blood came down

And we kept dancing

Oh no, Oh no. Oh no, Oh no.

Here we go!

 

Things heated up at Casa Blanca.

The next one on was Frank Sinatra.

‘Course Dean was lit.

And they all clapped.

The palms were pressed.

The elbows rubbed, 

A dwarf was tossed.

And wives were drugged.

It was political, after-all.

 

They counted down on the

Big old clock 

A stage arose with the

Great Kid Rock. 

Clapton tuned.

And whipped his slave.

The noses browned.

The circles jerked. 

Babies burned.

Their mothers twerked.

It was the last Christmas, after-all
 

And the rain came down...

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ALWAYS AGAIN

Music/Words: Mikal Reich

As I was walking

Down the street
I saw that sign

In front of me.
I pushed the door,

Got in the chair
Told that gal to cut my hair .

 


She spun me round,

And she said,

Son...Tell me how you want it done!”

 

I said...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Some Rude Boy

Comes into my shop. 
I ran my blade

Down the strop. 
He said

"Take some off the top and sides!" 
I reach into my Barbicide. 

 


And just like that,

Just like you said, 
I shaved the hair

off his head.

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

Oooooh Bar-bi-cide...

BARBICIDE (THE SONG)

Music/Words: Brendan Tween

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ENEMIES

Enemies,

And that ain’t how it’s got to be
Yeah that ain’t good for you and me
It’s the world that will set you free

Enemies,

I woke up and I could see
It’s the people who hold the key
To a world two plus one is three

Don’t look too hard at yourself
Or the people around you see
Don’t look too hard at yourself
Your lies will not set you free
 
Enemies,

Yeah you’re wrong when

you think of me
You’re wrong cause

you just don’t see
And you’re wrong yeah

you’re wrong about me.

 

Enemies,

And that ain’t how it’s got to be
And that ain’t how it’s got to be
Cause that ain’t good for you and me

Enemies,

And that ain’t how it’s got to be...

Music/Words: Brendan Tween

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Do you recall when we first met?

You called me “love”,

you called me “Pet”?

Do you recall, the fun we had,

We could never do nothing bad?

 

I don’t remember!

I don’t remember!

 

Do you recall, our wedding night

You held me close,

You held me tight?

Do you recall, you said to me,

“We’ll be together for eternity.”?

Do you recall, we had ten kids,

Ten piles of laundry,

all covered in skids?

Do you recall all our money’s spent,

Had us stacks of bills,

not one red cent?

 

Do you recall my brother, Paul,

Three hundred pounds,

and is the law?

Do you recall he’s 8 foot 2?

To rack your memory,

he’s right behind you.

 

All that,  I recall,  

was once, I had it all.

But said “one more”

to the bartender. After that...

 

I don’t remember....

He don’t remember.... 

I don’t remember.... 

(What an asshole!)

I DON'T REMEMBER

Music/Words: Mikal Reich

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I get mad when I feel sad

Never any peace for me

I get up when I get down 

Sleep, always a luxury.

Never ever ever gonna find my way 

Never ever ever gonna stop.

Never ever ever get a wink

Till the day I drop 

 

I never thought that I would be here.

(I don’t know.)

I never thought that I would care

 (I don’t care.)

I never thought that I would feel fear. (I don’t feel.)

It’s the cross I’ve got to bear.

I never thought, the wages of sin

would ever pay the bills.

I never thought, the way I lived,

I’d ever get my fill.

 

I get mad when I feel sad.

Never any peace for me.

I get up when I get down .

Sleep, always a luxury.

 

I get mad when I feel sad.

 

Never ever, ever, ever get a wink.

Till the day I drop.

I GET MAD

Music/Words: Mikal Reich

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JEZEBEL

Jezebel,

You're my ruin.

Jezebel,

My downfall.

                

My future is now history

Because of what

You’re doin'.      

Jezebel,

You're my gal.

 

Jezebel,

You're my gallows.

Jezebel,

My femme fatale.

You come from somewhere

Deep and Dark, 

A creature from

Down below.

Jezebel

 You're my gal.

 

Jezebel,

My black ace.

Jezebel,

My last call.

Your Johnny Hancock’s chiseled 

On my final resting place.

Jezebel,

You're my gal.

Music/Words: Mikal Reich

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RUBBERNECK

Rubberneck 

You're just a rubberneck,         

You're looking over there 

while the action's over here.                               

You’re a Rubberneck 

You're just a Rubberneck,  

You’re always celebrating victories You lost in yesteryear.

 

Twistin’ and turnin’

your crooked neck,                   

Gotta look on your face, 

You don’t know what to expect.       

You’ve been there, you’ve done it, 

You’re doin’ it again,              

The shit'll hit the fan, 

You just don’t know when.

          

Your head nods like a dog

in the back of a Camry.

Why do you not know

just where you stand?

One day your mind

will all go Ka-blamy

And your soul will snap just like

A rubber band!

 

Same old grind, same old mill.

Same diagnosis, same old pill.

Progress getting colder

As we are getting older.

Faces on the T-shirt, 

Heavy on the shoulder. 

Music/Words: Mikal Reich

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It was just a shower thought
It was one that I just bought
That gave me total pause
Cause I just found my cause
The secret to the skies
Sits right before your eyes
Printed micro size

It’s only soap, yeah sure
But a hundred per cent pure
Like the message on the side
Doctor Bronner really tried
Brought commandments

straight from god


Eternal truth seems pretty odd
I tell life’s secret here today

Everything you need to know
Is right there on your soap
Dr Bronner gave it to you

Just sit and read the side
It’s sure to change your life
It helps to magnify
It’s waiting for you

It’s simple as it’s wise
Just don’t get it in your eyes
It cleans your soul inside
Out and inside

His words are straight from god
And life’s secret may seem odd
But the universal truth is simple

DILUTE! DILUTE! DILUTE! DILUTE! DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!

THE SCRUB-UP

Music/Words: Brendan Tween

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 Ain’t gonna lead no revolution. 

Or seek some restitution.     

Cuz I ain’t got the constitution, for it.

 

While I believe in evolution.                       

Don’t wanna have no resolution. 

Why, I ain’t in collusion with shit. 

      

‘Cuz I don’t want to think, think,

think that thought.

Y’see I’m not the kind of sort

Who wants to get all caught 

Thinking about you.       

And I don’t want to think, think,

think that thought 

It’s a battle not well fought, 

I ain’t gonna fight that fought

Thinking about you.

 

Everybody shows it (whoo-hoo)

Everybody shows it  (whoo-hoo) 

Everybody shows it (whoo-hoo)

Everybody shows it (whoo-hoo)

I’m not that strong of heart.

 

I know I ain’t beyond delusion.

But I failed at elocution.

Corrupt by the pollution, of my mind.       

I don’t expect no good solution.

Or some simple absolution.

Live in social destitution, for life.

THINK THAT THOUGHT

Music/Words: Mikal Reich

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It's been a long time

since you broke my heart,

But, It ain't been that long

since I cried.

And, it feels so good

getting over you,

Like Laz’rus when he un-died.   

   

So, I’d undo what I undid,

Turn the  mountains into sand.

Just to know how we went wrong,

I’ll never understand.

 

But...

       

I’d Unlove you, Unlove you,

Unlove you

Yes  I would.      

I’d Unlove you, Unlove you

 Unlove you,

If I could. 

I’d Unlove you, Unlove you,

Unlove you, 

Unlove you, Unlove you,

Unlove you, Unlove you,

Until eternity. 

 

So, not much changed,

since I moved on

I’m still here, just being me.

But if I could just be someone else

Who didn’t know you intimately.

Well, I’d undo what I undid,

until all was right and sound.

And I would try, not to fuck it up,

till I was underground.

Music/Words: Mikal Reich

UNLOVE YOU

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WHY DON'T YOU LOVE

Why some things,

Here to stay?

Why some,

Just for a day?

Why some go on and on?

Why some,

All go wrong?

 

Why don’t you hold, me

Like you used to?

Why don’t you kiss, me

Like you used to?

Why don’t you love, me

Like you used to…
 

Do! Do! Do!

 

And it’s all been for nought  

If we don’t get caught

 

Why some things,

For the brave?

Why some things,

For the knave?

Why some eternal flame?

Why I get

All the blame?

 

And it’s all been for nought.

Music/Words: Mikal Reich

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CECI N'EST PAS UNE SONG

Music/Words: Brendan Tween

Well I guess you want some kind of fucking llyrics

And I guess you want some kind of fucking song

Well I ain’t got the words, to mollify you turds

So there isn’t gonna be no fucking song! 

 

Fuck You!

 

Well I guess you want some kind

Of fucking rhythm

And I guess you want some kind

Of fucking bass

Well this is not the place,

so stick it in your face

Cause there isn’t gonna be no fucking song!

 

Fuck You!

 

Well I guess you think you got

Some fucking music

Well, I hope you think the solos were too long.

Cause we don’t really care,

If you think that it’s not fair

Cause this was not some kind of fucking song! 

Fuck You!

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